Please #KeepYogaWeird Miami

Hey, posers yogis. It's us. You know, the friends you de-friended from Facebook. We have quite a bit to tell you, and not much of it is about Miami.

Is it because we have been banned from every juice bar in the 305? No. It's because our yogic inspiration is at an all time low (awkward!).

But never fear! We can still dish out some pretty cool caca. So here it goes:

Wanderlust Festival has a #KeepYogaWeird contest happening right now, and we beg you to enter. Please, for the sake of our Miami yoga soul, revive us by entering this contest and sending us your photos. We will tweet them to our infinity of followers. PINKY SWEAR!



In other news, you have exactly one week left to back our OMie KD in his kick starter project for his new album "From My Heart to Yours". If you are new to this blog, you probably don't know that we are Krishna Das' number one fan and we will not stop until we are wearing a real life Krishna Das skin suit*.

IT PUTS THE COCONUT OIL ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

And just a friendly reminder, you can send your hate mail here. It makes us giggle :)

Since Thich Nhat Hanh won't be coming to our sunny (yet equally shady) city anytime soon, you can see him on the interwebs in a free online stream happening at the end of this month. Click here to attend this virtual event.

#ThrowbackThursday. We made a solemn and respectful yogic vow to never publish the inspiration behind this blog - and it was an epic one time event, you must hear it orated via our boozy lips. So, let's get to know each other. Let's get a little closer. Yes, you. It is you we're looking for.

Any tittibasana, we do long for the good old days of Miami yoga. Remember? When we were all naked at The Standard? Locked out and flooding our rooms at 2 am? Anyone?? SADHU CAN YOU HEAR ME???

And.... we're out. (Sound of us falling off of the bar stool onto the floor).

*No Kirtan Yogis were harmed, or will ever be harmed, in the making of this post.