Morning Meditations: Wandering Mystic?

During my early morning meditation sessions on the beach, as the sun starts to rise over the ocean and the waves begin to crash onto the beach, it is not uncommon for me to open my eyes, look around and realize I am surrounded by crazy homeless people.

Welcome to Miami Beach. For the most part we all ignore each other and do our own thing, and I'm learning that is the unspoken rule of sunrise in bum culture.

Occasionally a random drunk stumbles to the sand and passes out on the shore (amateur). The sand grater drives around him in the tractor and life goes on.

This morning when I came downstairs to do my thing, I noticed a yogi on my turf who's morning practice was so interesting, I couldn't tune in to the Bhagavan Das I was blasting into my skull.

I'm still not certain if this guy was having a seizure or practicing some advanced form of Kundalini. Was he a homeless crazy or a wandering mystic? Maybe both.

Morning Meditations: CSI Miami

This morning while walking on the beach walk I came across CSI: Miami (the real unit, not the show) parked behind the Deauville Beach Resort at 68th and Collins Ave.

Curious, I went out to the sand and was promptly  stopped by a security guard. I asked what was going on and the guy said, "Naked dead body."

I asked, "Guy or girl?"

He responded, "Guy. It's always a guy."

That's a bummer way to start the day for all parties involved. You can see the camera guy in front filming, so I suppose there will be some details released shortly.

The Miami Herald just released this if you'd like to read more.

UPDATE: MIAMI NEW TIMES has more.